Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
by: Highlander II
Rating: PG-13: language
Spoilers: None
Summary: Another Christmas, another song; more carolers to eat - again.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Joss Whedon and are property of Kuzui/Kuzui Entertainment, Mutant Enemy Productions, WB, UPN, FOX etc. etc. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" is a traditional Christmas song and I couldn't even begin to tell you who wrote it other than 'not me'. No copyright infringement intended; 'tis all in fun.
Feedback: Highlander II
So you better watch out
And why would I do that?
You better not cry
I don't cry. Vampire. Badass. Don't cry.
Better not pout
Now that I do rather well, but why you tellin' me what t'do anyway?
I'm telling you why
Are you now?
Santa Claus is coming to town
You're kiddin' me, right? Bloody hell. I thought I cleared up this Santa thing already.
He's making a list
Heh. I'll bet he's gonna check it twice too...
And checking it twice
See... told ya.
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
*raises hand* I'm naughty. No profit in bein' nicce.
Santa Claus is coming to town
*headdesk* Santa's gonna come all right; he's just gonna disembowel children while he's here. Get it?
He sees you when you're sleeping
Almost got arrested for doin' the same thing once.
He knows when you're awake
So do I. What's your point?
He knows if you've been bad or good
Never been good. Again - profit.
So be good for goodness sake
Oh please.
Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry
Didn't we cover this already? I. Don't. Cry.
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
The pouting... I'm good at it. I'll do it all I like.
Santa Claus is coming to town
I give the hell up.
He sees you when you're sleeping...
Wait... I'll bet he knows when I'm awake too...
Oh yeah, and he knows when you're awake...
What'd I tell ya?
He knows if you've been bad or good
Yeah... yeah... yeah...
So be good for goodness sake
*snort*
Oh, so you better watch out, you better not cry
Bollocks, not again...
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
You already did. Twice. Could you hurry the hell UP already?
Santa Claus is coming to town
Good. Fine. Glad ya told me.
With little tin horns
No no... please... can't this be over YET?
And little toy drums
Drums. Right.
Rootie-toot-toot
What the bloody hell?
And rum-pa-tum-tum
*looks around cautiously* What the bleeding hell are you bloody smoking?
Santa Claus is coming to town
All right, you know what... I just can't take this anymore...
Oh...
Oh no you don't... *growl* *chomp*
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