"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" - Spike StyleRating: PG-13: language Spoilers: None Summary: Another Christmas, another song; another group of carolers to eat - again. Disclaimer: Characters belong to Joss Whedon and are property of Kuzui/Kuzui Entertainment, Mutant Enemy Productions, WB, UPN, FOX etc. etc. "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" was written by John Rox and performed by Gayla Peevey. No copyright infringement intended; 'tis all in fun. And no hippopotamuseseses were harmed in the writing of this fanfic. Feedback: Highlander II We wish you a Merry Christmas; Bloo-oody. Hell. This again? We wish you a Merry Christmas; And they're on repeat? We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I don't even know where to begin with this one. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; My 'kin' sodded off long ago, love. Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. 'Good tidings'? Who talks like that? Oh, bring us a figgy pudding; What the bleeding hell is a 'figgy pudding'? Oh, bring us a figgy pudding; And why would anyone want two of them? Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer Or three? But I'll take the cup o' good cheer of your hands... We won't go until we get some; Wait, now they want me to provide it? We won't go until we get some; Demanding bastard carolers, aren't they? We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here Sod off! We wish you a Merry Christmas; Bloody - not again. We did this part already, mates. We wish you a Merry Christmas; Yes yes - get on with it. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Are we there yet? The part where I get to eat them for interrupting my day? Oh good... End |