You know what the best part about being a private detective is?

Paperwork.

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I'm kidding. Paperwork sucks. I wish I didn't have to do it, but clients like to know what they're paying for, so gotta make those notes and write down all that important stuff. Plus, I have to have files in those filing cabinets. Because detectives have filing cabinets, you see. Even the ones with computers. It's part of the visual. If I'm a PI and someone comes in and I don't have filing cabinets, they'd be all confused and they wouldn't believe I'm a real PI.

Forget the 'wizard' part. That makes people skeptical already. But I'm used to that.

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